5 reasons not to say it with flowers

decaying flower
These flowers were given to me
just after a funeral – the rest
is fiction.

  1. “He always gave me roses.”
  2. “I haven’t wanted to look at a flower since the funeral.”
  3. “I still can’t get the pollen from those lilies out of my silk dress.”
  4. He always brought me flowers, but only after he started the affair.”
  5. “Shit! Is it our anniversary?”


  1. I do love getting flowers. When we were first married, I found out he was “recycling” flowers given to patients in the hospital who died or were discharged. Regifted or not, I still enjoy getting them!!

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